September, 2011 Archive

My house got hacked!

They took away what’s most valuable to me – Privacy. I bade goodbye to  “safety inside your home” cliche.

The robbers broke in by removing window jalousies, sneaking in unnoticed despite having to hurl themselves 5 meters up, tiptoeing through a maze of litter and the glaring kitchen light. Here’s one of the footprints  I discovered. You need not be SOCO or CSI just to say this is not mine nor some bigfoot out there.

footprints in the sand...toed in to hurl himself up the 5 meter high wall.

Luckily, I fell asleep on the sofa watching tv and with all the lights is still on. The would-be robbers got scared of my snore, rather than the bone drill I was recharging! Whatever , I’m glad nothing happened to me. They took nothing but my precious privacy. They walked out of the door unnoticed just like that! So do you think you’re really safe inside your own home?

I highly urge everyone to be extra careful now that the “ber” months is here and christmas is fast approaching. Some people view this gift giving season as the fertile time for robbing someone else just  to splurge on their worldly wants. And don’t forget, these Facebook and  location updates, some “hackers’ might just be one of your followers doing the “casing” on you and then rob you when you least expect it!.

To those hackers who broke inside my house, I know you. I got your footprints photograph and scanned. Hopefully with CSI  technology, our SOCO might be able catch you . If you’re lucky enough, we’d meet one day in my OR table  with me, cutting your bones WITHOUT ANESTHESIA. In fact , I really knew where pain is most painful but least deadly when inflicted on human body!  Oh, don’t worry. We wouldn’t reach that far should you decide to come back here.I’m ready for you.

Imagine this APC's machine gun barrel right in front of your face, freakin robbers!

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